Now you know!
Me when a player interrupts dialogue with an NPC to declare they are attacking.
what you’d think the ancient roman republic’s political system is like: a complex but generally functional collection of politicians working together to help rome thrive; after all, the romans took great pride in their republic!
what it’s actually like (roman millionaire voice) mom said it’s my turn on the consulship
Sandra Oh and Jodie Comer attend the 76th Annual Golden Globe Awards
human brain: you don’t need anymore dice
goblin brain: nnnngggg,,, plastic gems shinie,, prety,,,,make the clik-clak sound
the scene in return of the king where gandalf gets pippin to light gondor’s beacons is a lot funnier when you remember that pippin has already sworn fealty to denethor, which means that he’s a legal citizen of the city and servant of its ruler and therefore committing high treason
peregrin “be gay do crimes” took
me gazing out into the ocean: sure is some scary soup
wine-dark soup
when you touch a Bad Texture™ and have to scrub at ur hands until the feeling is gone
egregiousoveruseofnormalcy
When your teeth scrape against something they don’t like and your entire body tries to escape the upper atmosphere.
When your nails drag across an Unpleasant Thing so your arms stop working from the elbows down and your ears ring.
When the whole party is down but your bard is up